worrisome development Fri, 29 Sep 2006
Perhaps what has been heaviest on the old mind of late has been a development of the tuft variety. By that I mean to say that I have gained a few unnerving hairs on the upper body. I have yet to determine whether it is a product of the quantity of Polish sausage consumed or of the sea air but needless to say I have been pondering the subject greatly. To some these wonderings may sound like lunacy but I can assure you that there is reason. One does not wish to arrive at the coast of Greece wearing a permanent sweater. The sight of a hairy creature entering and then emerging from the depths may lead to a swift harpooning of said creature. Few of the coast dwellers could pass up the opportunity to collect such a prize. It has also led to thoughts of whether my electric razor would be up to the job. Hacking away at the top of one's head is one thing but to attack the back and chest is quite another. I have no desire to be caught in the act of shaving sed regions in the midst of a crowded campground. And where would one even hide such quantities of hair that I have seen other chaps in this situation flaunting about. It is all quite perplexing and I would appreciate any suggestions. The coast of Greece is beckoning and I have no desire to answer the call looking like the famed Yetis of old. I apologize to those of you who can't make heads or tails of this but it has taken me nearly to tears with laughter.
